This was forwarded to me today and I think it's been making the rounds on the internet. Darden's entry seemed especially relevant during exams, and to be honest we probably got off easy compared to some others on the list. It's comedy gold as long as you have a sense of humor about your school. Some samples and a link below for anyone who's applying, or just looking for a great distraction.
"UVA Darden: How badly do you want your a__ to be kicked by our professors on a scale of 9 to 10?"
NYU: How badly do you need a vacation from your ibanking job, and what makes you think you will be able to get back into ibanking upon graduation?
London Business School: Answer NYU's essay and use the find/replace function to replace all 'NYU' with 'LBS', 'New York' with 'London' and 'program' with 'programme'.
INSEAD: List the number of languages in which you are fluent, and explain how knowing a bunch of languages and studying in one of the world's slowest economies for ten months will make you an effective business leader.