They were giving away free "Java Monster Light" at Darden today. Not sure why, but hey this seems like a a reasonably safe/ healthy thing to put inside me. Let's go for it!
UPDATE: Nope. Now I feel terrible.
UPDATE 2: Everything is bad now. This was a mistake.
Alex is a second year student in the full time MBA program at The Darden School of Business at The University of Virginia. He is currently in the greater Detroit area and it's very different than it looks on the news.